Knock knock.
Who’s there?
It’s the cops.
The cops?
Yeah, it’s the cops. Open up.
I get up, open the door.
What can I do for you, officers?
You’re under arrest. We’re gonna have to take you in.
Under arrest? What for?
Says here, under arrest for destroying a human life.
Destroying a human life? Who’s life am I meant to have destroyed?
Says here, Nick Alberts.
Nick Alberts? But that’s me. I’m Nick Alberts.
That’s right. The life that you destroyed was your own.
But…
That’s right. Destroyed it by being a failure.
You’re coming with us.
DON’T BE A FAILURE
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